That Which Makes Me Laugh

Girl Student: "Mrs. E. Do you watch 'Rock of Love'?"

Mrs E: "On 'The Soup' when they make fun of it."

Girl Student: "You totally remind me of one of the girls on there!"

Mrs E: "Uhhhh. Okay???"

Boy Student: "Whoa. What?"

Girl Student: "No really, you talk like her!"

Mrs E: "Um, is this a compliment? Because those girls are a little...shall we say...morally loose?"

Boy Student: "You mean sluts. Seriously."

Mrs E: "Well I was going for classroom appropriate, but alrighty then. Lets just call it as it is."

Girl Student: "No! No, no. I don't mean remind me like bad. I mean really you talk like her."

Mrs E: "Oh dear..."

Later That Day...(Yes, 4th hour-the bane of my existence)

Mrs E is not looking around the room. She is looking down trying to organize the next set of handouts while students SHOULD be quietly working on their Theme Handouts. As Mrs E is looking down, she hears snickering. Snickering=off task. Must be punished. Mrs E looks up. Sean has his pants down to his ankles giggling. Other students are giggling as well. No one is looking at their Theme handout. Why would they? Sean's pants are down. Sean is the most entertaining thing in the room. Luckily, Sean has shorts on underneath. Mrs E is mad.

Mrs E: "SEAN! Put your pants back on, take all of your things, and step outside. NOW."

Sean: "Uh..."

Mrs E: "Outside. Now." (firm, mean voice. No one has heard this voice. This makes it better.)

Sean: "Okay."

Austin: "Is Sean in trouble?"

Mrs E-sends death glare to Austin and Sean.

Quintin: "That's a yes."