Denise Austin Just Kicked my A**

I know I shouldn't swear, but I couldn't think of a better way to express what I'm feeling. Seriously, 12 minutes with Denise Austin and you are sweating. I got the worst side ache but kept going. Freaking amazing, Denise, freaking amazing. Anyway, in case you are interested, I own almost every Denise Austin video. I'll let you borrow one. She is a workout guru. Here's the deal-I can see where some people would be seriously annoyed by her. And sometimes the look on her face makes me laugh hysterically-it's so distortedly cheerful. You either love her or hate her. At least, that's what I read from all the reviews. I think she started in the 80's and she looks amazing. In any case, my most recent purchase is a 12 minute-a-day DVD. Because honestly, 12 minutes is all I want to do some days (don't we all?). She promises a leaner figure with only 12 minutes a day. I am her biggest fan. I don't care if you are all laughing at me for loving Denise so much, I will be awesomely buff soon.